PURCHASE
On this site we give you the option of either buying a painting and thereby giving it value and turning it into a hallowed icon whose aesthetic merit will rise in direct proportion to the money you pay for it, or to pay for us to destroy the work of your choice for the same money. Its ashes will be sent to you in a delightful urn designed to grace any mantelpiece along with a pictorial record and certificate of its destruction.
To purchase a painting, go to the artist page, select the artist of your choice and select your painting.

Alternatively, you can purchase your own delightful limited edition Idiosynchronist, or Yellow Philosophy Book tee-shirt (15 euros) available in small or medium sizes.
To order tee-shirts, fill out the form below.